Nigga's Aint Worth Shit Pt 2

Xtian Aki: Xtian Aki and you're tuned is a life unscripted. I'm your favs hater, your haters fave. I don't hate on just anybody. I hate on everybody. And I might be your favorite cousin or your favorite nephew, depending on who you are and how old you are and where you might be in life. Other than that, I'm probably your gay best friend. And this is life unscripted, okay? Let's get right into it. I know you're probably like, Xtian what are you doing? Why you dressed like this? Because it's New York Fashion Week, okay? Or New York Fashion Week is coming up and the brother gotta look good. Okay. I'm about to step out to an event real quick, before it gets cold, because It's a tropical theme. And I I mean, you know, hey. If you're wondering, no, I did not make the shirt. But I did make the hat, okay? I'm learning how to make hats and shit. but yeah, I'm giving regard to Fashion Week. And if you don't know, Fashion Week can be really, really hectic and shit. So just like the kickoff of the week and everything, everything. And so it's a little dark, you know. You know what I'm if you're following the show, you're probably like, Xtian this is late, but it are early. But it doesn't really matter because the show is recorded when it's recorded. And it comes out when it comes out. Okay, sometimes I do three episodes in one fucking sitting in case I can get to share with 'cause I don't got time to be doing this shit every fucking day or every fucking week so I can quit and knock out three episodes in one time. Okay. With all shit I do in my life, I can I should be able to do this shit, okay? Because I'm motherfucking busy as as fucking hell right now, okay? Because life is life in. Okay. And let me just say this. If you are a person of my age and my stature, if you're making it, you're still surviving and you're kicking it, bruh, I'll give you a pro you better hop out of my ass for Let me tell you, it's hard out here for motherfucking pimps, okay? I know a couple of pimps, okay? I have talked to the pimps and his hoes. Let me just tell you, it ain't even the got it bad. Because I know a couple of bitches that are like 68 and up. They're hoes, you know, diamond, emerald, and diamond, sapphire, emerald. No, diamond, sapphire, and ruby. Diamond, sapphire, ruby. I know why I say emerald. Diamond, sapphire, ruby. Them old ass bitches. One is like 75, and I think the youngest is like 75. Seventy nine to seventy five. Right. Seventy nine seventy five. Child. Forgive me my brain, okay? 'Cause you know my mind goes like that. I am probably need to get some fucking sleep anyway, 'cause been up this morning because of my damn cat and shit. And I'm about to, you know, like I said, about to go to this little Gala event, you know, see what's going on with this shit. Make you know, walk around, show my face. Because it is the shit. And see if I can get booked for something. On the meantime, in the meantime, between time, I can't let me see. What have I been doing otherwise? Have I been doing anything else that's amazing? Let me see. Besides dealing with or getting over the fact that my ex-husband is fucking that boy that we don't like, okay? Niggas ain't worth shit. Okay. And I talked about the bitch that wasn't worth shit too, the fucking this damn boy and his damn friends and and now they all pregnant. update on that shit. Okay, let me give you an update. And if you are catching this out of order, then you will probably catch the story on on another episode. If depending on how I put this out, you might be getting the update. Spoiler alert beforehand. Anyway, moving on. How about? well, she had a baby, okay? The bitch bitch had a baby. She was pregnant by three different men that she she didn't know which one they were. And they were all friends, okay? All of them were dope boys that stand on a goddamn block. Of course, she's probably like a community pussy that they were just passing around. But one of them claimed staked, I mean, you know, claimed ownership to her, like that was his girl. But now they broken up because she found that he found out that she fucked his best friend. But then I found out that he didn't, she didn't just fuck his best friend. She was giving him head because she needed to get drugs. So she was actually paying for her drugs. But then I also found out that that's how she pays you. So I'm like, nigga, you can't be claiming the motherfucking hoe as your girlfriend. Niggas ain't worth shit. Okay. I'm like, and then you kinda you cuckoo up in here? Cuckoo for cocoa. I'm like a nigga. And then I'm like, the bitch ain't even black. She's white. I'm like, you motherfuckers out here on the block going crazy for some white bitch in the hood. And you know when a white bitch gets cracked out, you know she don't look good. Okay. At least a black bitch kinda looks a little decent. At least we look kind of look a little decent. Okay, I mean you can make it work a little bit with us. But when you got a cracked out white bitch, she's a cracked out bitch, okay? You can tell that's a cracked out bitch. That bitch is fucked up. I mean, she's walking around here, titties, one titty down here. I can see the ribs on this side, her ponytail right here. Mother, she's I mean, fucking not needy. I mean, just looks horrible. Just deplorable. Okay. And I don't know, I mean, just mm mm. And they have the audacity to stick their dick in it and get it pregnant. Now she's walking around here like a motherfucking white Ethiopian, skinny as motherfucking hell, with a big ass fucking stomach. I wouldn't be surprised if the baby is stillborn already and she just don't fucking know it. I'm like, has the business even been to the motherfucking has she been to the damn doctor's office? I don't never see her go nowhere. Every time I see her, she's out here on the motherfucking bench getting high or sleeping. And if she ain't there, I'm I'm I'm assuming she's fucking because they be missing when she's not. So I'm like, okay, you know. I mean, put two and two together. Okay, I'm just saying. It don't take us rocket science to figure this shit out. What it does take a rocket science to do is put a rocket in space. Okay? So it I mean, clearly. If the bitch can go to Australia, I mean go to the Olympics and do fucking bodybuilding. What was she doing? What's she doing? I'm fuck I'm high shit, y'all. I don't even remember what the fuck I'm saying. I have no clue what the fuck about. Let me get the fuck out of here. I just want to bring that up though, because you know also let me say this. I have been getting a lot of hit ups about people cheating and shit, okay? Y'all want me to give y'all the rundowns on what not to do. Okay, let me just give y'all two of the things y'all shouldn't do, okay? When you first get home, don't take a fucking shower, okay? Maybe three things. Secondly Don't make it all obvious that you've been doing something, okay? Cause by t by telling the fucking story before anyone even asks you a fucking question. You know, that's how you know you're guilty, okay? And second, don't be all lovey dovey. If you your ass ain't always lovey dovey when you come in the house, hey boo, hey, boo, hey, ey, then don't be all A boo A boo A B now. Okay, you your ass was cheating, okay? Those are the three things that very do not do those things, okay? Otherwise you would find yourself to be old and lonely later in life. Cause ain't nobody gonna be doing that shit. That's why my husband but he low I mean he ain't he ain't lonely, he old. And he got his little little boo thing right now. You know what I'm saying? He got his little boo. But I nigga, please. If I want to see with somebody that that that look like a motherfucking walking chicken pop f infestation, then okay, good, get your life. Cause that's exactly what the fuck Robbie looked like. Motherfuck and yeah, I said his name, I don't give a fuck. Terry know I don't give a fuck. Terry know I don't care. And everybody that watched the episode of Niggas Ain't Worp Shit Part Part One. Thank y'all, okay, because that shit did good. So let's make this one do good too. All right. And I will, you know, fill y'all in on some more with the nigga ain't worth shit. I mean, because that nigga ain't worth a motherfucker clean. I might do a special reel just because of, okay? Because you know, him and Tink Tink, both of them are Tink Tinks. Need some prayer. Okay, we just y'all send some prayer out that way, okay? Send them some love. Cause they need it. Anyway, with that being said, I'm your boy Christian. IG, your fave hater. Cause I'm hating. Not just anybody, I hate on everybody. So your grandma can get it, okay? Just so you know. And with I am your famous head you hated it so don't hate it to anybody, I just hate it on everybody, and depending on who you are in life, I might be your favorite cousin or your favorite nephew. Or I might be your gay best friend. With that being said, I love you guys. Stay tuned for more, and I'll see you next time. May his peace be with you till we meet. again. Better stop that shit.