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Let's go. What's up everybody? This is a warning for those that might have some sensitive motherfucking feelings when tuning into this podcast, okay? So some of the things I might say might offend you, but just understand they are solely for my own opinion. They're not fact. They're not an actual thing that you can go out and look up, okay? I'm just giving you my opinion on how I feel about some fucking things. Secondly, please do not take anything that I say to be mental health medic, you know, mentally health defining or anything. If you feel like you need something or something resonates with you in this conversation, please reach out to the professionals that do this shit because I am not one. Okay. I will have your mind fucked up. And third, if you're listening to this show, just know that we like to have fun here. You are welcome to sit down at the table and join the rest of us here in the village and become one of the villagers, all right? And But all that being said, y'all get ready for the fucking show. This is Life Unscripted with your boy Christian IK. I'm out. Yeah. Hey. What's up everybody? It's your boy Christian Nike. You're tuned into Life Inscripted. And today's topic is part of a series I'm gonna be doing called I Have an Addiction. Facebook group. Let's talk about it. Now before anybody sits there and judge me, I know you motherfuckers have joined the Facebook group too. Okay, first let me say what's up to all my villagers out there. Thank you for coming to the village and sitting down at the table with me. We were having a conversation about Facebook groups, okay? Because I have an addiction. Now just any addiction to this Facebook group. Like I'm not just like joining Facebook groups. Now I'm addicted to Facebook group to have meetups, okay? And I'm gonna tell y'all about the last group I went to. Because I didn't think it was really gonna be what it was. I never think it's really gonna be what it is. It's nine times ten is typically is, but it can be a little far-fetched. And this was far-fetched as fuck, okay? I went to a mommy and me for adult men and mothers group. And so I was just I know y'all like, what the fuck, Christian? Okay, again, it was a mommy and me. Mommy and me a males adult group, okay? Where grown-ass men, I didn't think they would be dressed like this, but grown-ass men come dressed as grown-ass men, but then they get undressed and put on baby clothes. For grown ass men, okay. Imagine a grown-ass man the size of Shaq, okay, putting on a motherfucking onesie and a diaper and some and walking out and getting in a life-size crib for a grown-ass man. And then these old-ass women or some women, a woman, or who the fuck they were. I don't know, they paid them. But these were some old-ass ladies. These ladies were old as fuck. Maybe they just ladies that like to do this shit. I don't know. They get a kink out of this. But That's the that's the fucked up part about this, okay? Clearly they're not their mothers because there's a sexual side to this as well. Catch me when I say this. There's a sexual side to this mommy me thing, and I was disgusted because I'm looking at these old ass ladies, and they was like, So w you not participating. Bitch, I'm no, don't touch me with your old ass fucking hands? No, no, no, no, no. I my mama is dead. I have a my grandmother. No, ⁓ mm. I don't need nobody rub I'm here because I thought I was just like, you know, I y it said you don't have to participate. I'm not participating, okay? Now mind you, I was one of two people not participating. It was just me and this other nigga that's not particip this little Asian nigga. I'm like he wouldn't participate 'cause his dick was small. I'm not participating participating because I'm just not doing this shit, okay? I'm not saying all Asian men dicks are small, but I'm just looking I was looking at ⁓ like nigga if you want to participate, you could ⁓ don't be don't be not participating 'cause I'm not participating. I mean hey I'm not prepared because I'm not putting on a motherfucking adult diaper to shit in it and piss in it so some grown ass woman could pretend to wipe me and shit. I was like, y'all are fucking kidding me. And yes, I said that, okay? Motherfucker shit it in the goddamn diaper, and some old ass fucking lady who could barely hold her own fucking stuff up was trying to clean this grown ass. And they and mind you, they all had like hard dicks and shit. And they this was getting them. ⁓ my god. This got them off, okay? And I'm just like, you know, there's some crazy ass people in the world. I could I'm like, this is why people do the shit they do. I'm like I I had a mind to just put these old ladies out their fucking misery and to also do the same shit to these fucking I'm like, y'all are fucking ridiculous. Are you fucking kidding? I didn't stay the whole fucking time because there was also this like breastfeeding situation that was coming up, and I was like, ⁓ no ma'am. No, no, no. When they would when they took time to go do diaper changes and shit, which I can't believe they were actually doing this shit. They a schedule in every fucking thing, y'all. I was like, ⁓ my fucking god. Are you fucking kidding me? Well. Okay. They're gonna go change diapers and clothes. And these old ladies are gonna go with them. Now, mind you, I waited for about 15 minutes, guys. I'm like, it don't take that long to go do this shit, y'all. I mean, how long it can take me to wipe your ass and come back in? But I don't know. I left at this point in time because they were taking too long. I was like, I'm gonna go take my time and get the fuck out of here. Grab me a couple of these ⁓ chocolate-covered strawberries they had. They were so fucking good. I think they were from like Godiva. If that's still a place to make them, I don't know, maybe they were from edible arrangements. But they were good as fuck. Shout out to whoever made the motherfucking strawberries, but they was juicy, okay, and moist. Okay. And the chocolate was decadent. Very much so. Mmm. I was mad I didn't take more, cause they were good. Anyway, but it was a free fucking thing. So anyway, I'm ⁓ now that I've done it a couple of times, I'm addicted to going to only ones that meet up meetups, okay? Cause the last one I went to before this one was like a vampire one with people drinking blood from people and shit. And I'm just like, okay, y'all got me fucked up. I don't drink anybody blood but Jesus's. And it comes out the bottle from Welch's. Okay. If it does not say Welch, I do not drink it. It is not the blood of Jesus. And I do not try to convince me of anything. Then they try to- I mean, these people really thought I was gonna drink. I I looked at these motherfuckers and there's some black people now. I I know y'all, what the fuck is wrong with y'all? Why are y'all doing this shit? Making us all look bad. These fucking people think I'm gonna drink this shit now because y'all done sip this fucking cup. No. I'm like, I'm not drinking this shit. Y'all got me fucked up. What the fuck? I don't drink dog blood. And they tell me dog blood. They was like, well, it's a dog. I don't give a fuck. I don't drink this shit. They tried it, y'all. Anyway, that's really neither here nor there. Just know that I changed the situation. They now dr drinks Jesus' blood every time they go. And I mean only Jesus' blood. I've been a couple more times. And they really do only drink Jesus Welch's when I'm when I Jesus' blood, they don't drink Welch's, okay? Because trust me, I watch them pour it in the fucking cup. If it's Especially when they sure mean my bitch, do not try that shit. I don't put no black cup here in front of me. I will fuck you up. But anyway, look, with that being said, I will keep y'all posted on my next venture out on this series of me going to the you know Facebook addiction these groups. But y'all stay tuned for more. This has been Life from Scripted. I'm your boy Krishna Ikey. I'll you guys next time. All right. Stay tuned. Peace. This has been the As the Page Turns production. I'm your boy Krishna Ikey. I'll see you next time.