When Doing to Much Goes Wrong...

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And But all that being said, y'all get ready for the fucking show. This is Life Unscripted with your boy Christian IK. I'm out. Yeah. Hey, what's up everybody? It's your boy Christian IKEA. You're tuned into Life Rescription and today's topic is when doing too much goes wrong because guess what? You are doing too fucking much. Hey y'all, what's up? Ugh. I am learning how to do this shit and it is like four and five texts of doing the same fucking thing. But anyway, we're talking about doing too much. I'm probably doing too much by doing this shit over and over again, but hey, it's a part of the job, okay? Because I gotta get this shit right. I don't wanna put this shit out and y'all don't like it because I was doing too much my damn stuff or not doing enough fucking enough. So hey, I'm doing my fucking best at the moment. So moving on. People doing too fucking much. I don't know why my job ⁓ I'm not gonna really get into what I do or where I work right now because I'm still under contract for a preliminary time, so I can't really talk about it. But anyway, my job, we got into a whole argument about Diddy the other day. About I was playing one of his songs. Cause I still fuck with the play album. I don't know if y'all young enough or old enough to remember Diddy when he did the play album with Nicole and Christina and Keisha Cole and all them. That shit was the po I it was it was a it was it was a banger. Okay. That whole fucking that album was a banger, okay? So anyway, when the song Akeisha Cole song came on, you know the one he last night? What that fucking song was she was singing back then with him. and so I was like, ⁓ shit, put on ⁓ come to me, come to me when the c I was like, ⁓ that's about I that's my Shit. ⁓ that fucking beat was the shit. Okay, I don't give a fuck nobody say. I don't give a fuck. Now at that time, I think he was beating Cassie's ass for sure. Okay, some I'm really sure of it, okay? But no one knew. We didn't know. Hell, Cassie wasn't even saying shit. The bitch was still she was getting beat and putting on makeup. I'm like, so why the fuck did we care? What was the point of y'all putting all this shit out there to make this shit? Y'all was doing too much. I'm like, the government did all this fucking smear campaign for what fucking reason? To say he's gonna go to jail for four fucking years after y'all told everybody what the fuck. He was doing. I mean, don't get me wrong, Diddy, you were doing way too motherfucking much. The fucking king parties and shit. You got that. I and you didn't have any loyal motherfucking friends once you got locked up either. All your friends ran to the motherfucking news and started telling all your fucking business doing too motherfucking much. Y'all should've set your asses the fuck down and shut the fuck up. Cause I don't believe half you men. Okay, half you men out here talking about y'all saw Diddy beat this bitch up on the streets and didn't do shit. What the fuck? Like really? You asked them really believe you now that you sat there and let this man beat this bitch up and didn't say shit? You can tell me the whole fucking story and what she was wearing and shit. What I'm just like, nigga, are you fucking kidding me? Where in the fuck do they do that shit at? And what and what fucking ho And you from New York? Are you really I'm just like and y'all watched a bit and y'all was okay with this shit. I'm like, I can understand if there was a white nigga. I'm just like, white niggas, I'm like, who, you know, the white nigga, I'm he wasn't gonna jump in that shit. No. He was Clive Davis was not gonna jump in that kind of shit he was it was cle I could see that. I I could understand. 'Cause he's not gonna do that shit. He probably would've called the cops on his ass himself. Like a couple of days later. But for a nigga to hold this situation, hold these fucking stories for 20 and 30 fucking years, knowing this motherfucker done trampled people to death and all those shit. I'm like, Diddy's career was damn sure troubled from the beginning. Because he was doing too fucking much and did not pay attention to what the fuck was going on. And he read the motherfucking map, he would have realized that people were gonna trample and get killed now. Anyway, moving on. If you just again, short story lived, people do too fucking much, and he did obviously some people don't do it fucking enough. But eventually he He made it out the hood and got to where the fuck he is and did it did everything he wanted to. A lot of whatever he wanted to. I mean, nigga was fucking. I mean, do y'all have y'all seen this? This motherfucker had like five T Alice, 10 Viagra's. I don't know what the fuck was wrong with his ⁓ dick, but I I mean the drugs, I mean, how many fucking drugs do you do to make your dick go down if you gotta fucking take 10 motherfucking Viagra to get the dick to go up? Like, nigga, what the fuck? I'm like, and Cassie was really the Well, of course Cassie won't fucking them because Cassie was fucking somebody else. Cause he had paid for somebody else to come there. And then I'm like, this nigga that get there, the fucking person he paid to come fuck Cassie, right? I'm like, nigga, when you open the door, when she opens the door and you see her standing there, you're like, I didn't know who she was. Bitch, you ain't you mean to tell me you ain't never seen Cassie. I'm just like, you fucking kid nigga. ⁓ I'm just like, nigga, I know you're lying. Cause everybody knows Cassie. She was I mean, come on. If you didn't know Cassie, You would probably I don't know what the fuck you were. Maybe you was in prison or and didn't have T maybe you didn't have TV. Maybe you didn't have TV and you didn't have a cell phone either. And you had nowhere to get cable. And no one ever looked at talked about music or who Diddy was dating. And you didn't never listen to who they were talking about. You didn't watch no award shows for like a decade. Because literally that's almost how long they dated. So I'm like, nigga, what the fuck? How you you you don't know who Cassie is? Okay. I'm just gonna stop the music there because I'm just like, nigga, you a fucking lie. Okay, you don't sit here and lit tell me you don't know who the fuck Cassie you know the fuck Cassie you fucking lying ass n I'm like bitch please move the fuck on. In other news of people doing too much, y'all know about Tamar and Candy out here fucking arguing about shit. First of all, let me just say, Tamar girl, you have got to do better. Okay, you are a motherfucking sister of a legend. Okay, fucking up Tony Brass and good name with all these white people looking at you. I hear sending these text messages to Candy and shit, knowing that she can be screenshotted. Calling this girl. And you mind you, Candy, I give I fuck with Candy. Bitch, the bitch knows her voice ain't the shit. She's like, you sing so beautifully, Tamar. You look so beautifully. And I know my voice ain't all that, but my voice makes money. My p I was like, you know what bitch, I know that's right. I know I'm like, you know, I know that's you better say that shit, 'cause Tamar, you're I even girl, you can sing. Okay, but your voice ain't making money. Your voice ain't making bank. ⁓ I don't see them doing a Broadway show about Tamar Braxton on them, but I don't see Tamar Braxton right one. Do y'all see that shit? Did anyone see that? I don't think I saw that. All I see this bitch throwing tables and fighting and shaving the head and shit, going crazy on motherfucking reality TV and shit. I just that's all I ever fucking see. I all see the bitch doing too much and never having a fucking man. That's what the fuck I see. Okay. Bitch, get married again. Maybe she did get married again. I think she got married to a white man too. Girl, get you get, you know, that's the problem. That was the pro Girl, do not fall for the okie doke, okay? Do not. Just because you got a white man. Eve got a white man, okay? And it worked for her. You know why? Because Eve didn't do too much. Okay. Eve was a very, she was a she was a she was real. I don't know, girl, you a fuck. I don't know what the fuck you doing. You a act. And I'm just like, and then you gonna have the audacity called, you know, Sink, tell tell Candy that her husband's a fucking gay. Girl, do you have any evidence of that shit? I mean, you ain't you don't even got a man. As far as we know, you fucking Tony Braxton's man. Doing too much. But hey. You that's what you're done for. That's what you do. You do too much. Over sing and overdo it all. But hey, I mean, hey, if most black people love it. I don't care for it too much. But hey, get your life, bitches. That's you want to do, do you? I just think it's damn so just Wrong for you not to think about what you're doing when you're sending people text messages and text messages thinking they don't have the receipts. Bitch, you got slapped in the face, okay? And she read y'all for Phil, especially you and Tasha talking about her voice. She's like, Tasha, girl, you still singing them saying 1993 tired ass runs from Just Kick It. Bitch, ooh, candy girl. That was a little too much, but hey, I felt you on that one, bitch. I'm like, girl, this girl still doing that shit and trying to cover candy when candy already get moving on. I've had fun doing this episode because I think I did it like six times. But hey, I got it done. With that being said, look, y'all stay tuned for more. I enjoyed y'all being here. You always have a seat here at the table with me in the village and the rest of the villagers. So tune in next week. This has been Life Unscripted with your boy Christian Ike. I don't even think I talked about life and what really was scripted, hey, y'all got the gist of the whole fucking situation. See y'all next week. We'll do that for real. All right. Peace. What's up everybody? This is Christian Ike, and this has been the As the Page Turn Production. I'll see you next time.