I Guess Bitches Aint Worth Shit too

Xtian Aki: Hey, what's up everybody? It's your boy Xtian Aki You're tuned into Life Unscripted right here with me. Okay. So thank you for tuning in because it's been a hell of a crazy motherfucking week. And I guess what shit I want to get off my chest. Okay, just just a little bit. Okay, just a little bit. I think I might have said I was gonna be doing another episode about life, about niggas ain't shit. But I'll literally say this bitches and niggas ain't shit, okay? Okay, because I've had some people hit me up and tell me about some I've had some dudes hit me up and be like, nigga, niggas ain't the only thing that's a problem. I got a bitch, because I do have straight experience. I got a bitch that's problem, okay. Let me just tell you this story that one of my that one of my friends sent me to tell talk about. Okay, first thing is the dude is straight, okay? He just happened to be a follower and he likes the show, so he sent the story because he's like, nigga, ain't the only one that ain't worth shit, but bitches can be like that too. So I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? So he goes on to tell me that because this is the nick, this is the bitch that ain't worth shit, okay? This bitch, his his baby mom or his ex but is his baby mama now, his ex girlfriend, not only does she fuck His friend, okay? She turns around and fucks his friend. Okay. I'm like, what? She's like, after so to get back at him, she fucked him. Her he's fucked his best friend, okay? But then turn around and fuck the other best friend's friend. I'm like, so she fucked three niggas? And he's like, yeah. I'm like, bitch is trifling. First of all, I'm like, girl, being a hoe. Throwing your pussy around ain't never the get back. I mean, that is never the get back, okay? That ain't never I'm that ain't never the revenge move, okay? If you thought throwing your pussy around was a revenge move, bitch played bitches do this all the They've been doing this since Jesus was born, okay? I'm pretty sure Mary was throwing her pussy around that night after he came out. Okay. Trust me. I'm almost positive of it. And I'm pretty sure Joseph was not happy about it. But hey, he was probably just swinging dick too. Because Papa was the Rolling Stone. Okay. But anyway. So he tells me that this is what she I'm like, Well, that's a trifling bitch. But then he says But then I'm like, y'all try some too because she got pregnant and they are waiting to find out who the baby dad. I'm like, y'all don't know who I'm gonna I keep doing this up there. They who's the baby? I'm like, y'all know who the baby father is? He's like, Well, it could be either one of us. Because all three of y'all is fucking this house still. And even though you calling her dirty hoe, you still fucking the dirty hoe. I'm like, niggas is worth it. I niggas ain't worth shit. I'm like, nigga, how you gonna tell me to talk about the bitch? And say she ain't worth But then nigga, you still fucking her? You gonna fuck her, get her pregnant, and then The other dude, like, and your best friend gonna fucking get a break? And his bitch, I'm like, and how y'all all find out this shit? How do y'all all find out that y'all was fucking the same dumb bitch, the same bitch? I mean, this is just fucking different. I'm just like, this is some crazy shit. And then I'm like, wait a minute, I had to stop. I like, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop the brakes. Is she black or is she white? Y'all guess, okay? If you guess, Caucasian, you're right. I'm like. I'm a even motherfucking white women like to come down to the gutter sometime and fuck with the motherfucking hood. Cause they know they love us. Okay. Do you ain't got time for that little pink meat over there? You don't you don't like the other pink meat? Or the other white meat, whatever the fuck it's called. You don't you don't so you come over here and get some of this grade A beef, okay? We be serving sirloin around here. I I got filet mignon. I know my shit good. But look anyway. They come over with that shit, you what I'm They want this. But My thing is this comes with a motherfucking price tag a lot of times, okay? Especially if you fucking with me. But these niggas out here on the street, I'm just like, man, if you're gonna be fucking this white bitch and she fucking your fri I'm like, if you niggas don't get the motherfucking aga ain't it bros before hoes. I'm like, if y'all don't get the fucking gather and pull together and pull your motherfucking brain cells and and use this hoe, besides fuck I y'all could be cummed up in this hoe, okay? Y'all could be slut bucking in this bitch. I mean, the bitch already don't give a fuck about a goddamn husband. 'Cause if she did, she wouldn't be fucking you. Or who the fuck she fucked? I don't know, but she But she ain't got no husband, that's right. She just anyway, it don't matter. The bitches. But then I'm like, is this she can't be your baby mama? He's Yeah, you know, I don't know yet. I'm like, but you call her your baby mama and you don't even fucking know if the baby's yours. You got two other niggas to compete with. I mean, it could be one out of three of y'all, one out of three is gonna get it. Okay. One of y'all gonna get it. Now hopefully she don't have twins and then it's could you have twins and then two men impregnate you and one twin be by the other side. I wonder if you can do that. I wonder if you can have two twins. I have a t set of twins and then like one twin is by one man and one twin by is by another man because you would see it. But they're both by the same mama. Wouldn't that be that's some that's some that's some out that's some Stephen King or some that's some that's some out there shit, okay? If anybody wanna make a movie about that shit, let's just let's they think about that shit. Cause I'm just like, if you could do that shit, I'm pretty sure some people have. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure it's I don't know, maybe it's not been done. If it's been done, we wouldn't know about we would have known that shit and it'd probably be a famous little fucking twin set for sure. Because they would have a different daddy and a two different daddies but the same mama. And they're twins. That'll be interesting as fuck. But I'm doubt I that's more like a animal thing, okay? That's more like what animals do, okay? They damn sure not a human. I'm pretty sure if that's happening with humans, they're probably living in West Virginia where the hills have eyes and the trees have toes. Okay. Mm mm mm mm mm mm anyway I don't really have much to talk about this week. I I did say it was a crazy ass week, right? But it really ain't been that motherfucking crazy besides people I heard killing people in the streets. And your personal You know what? Let me talk about this. I will say this before I go. Okay. I have said this a million and one times, and I might edit this so this is the first thing you see because I'm I think I might want this to be the first thing we that comes on before the other part. white women are the reason we're in a lot of fucking wars. Okay, I'm pretty sure Melania. Is up at the fucking White House fucking the fuck out fucking the shit out of Trump and fucking cursing his ass out because she wants some other fucking diamonds or she wants some motherfucking emeralds or some shit from over there in the goddamn straight hurrahs. Because, bitch, why the fuck are we at war still? Why I mean, why you can't put your pussy on this man and have him sit the fuck down? I mean, do you not want to give it to him? I mean, if he can't give it to him, can you get an artificial inseminated version do something? I mean, can you give this man some motherfucking pussy so he can sit his ass the fuck down somewhere and do something with his snaff? I mean, I'm I'm I'm just like, okay. I don't even think he had sex with her for him and had the fucking child. I feel like he jacked off in the fucking cup and she she sucked it up in the fucking turkey basin and went in the fucking bathroom and stuck it in her ass because or in her pussy. Because I'm like, she act like she don't want to kiss him. She barely wanted to touch him. But the bitch will eat a motherfucking outfit on any given day. Okay. That's one thing that hoe will do. So I'm like, I believe that's the reason we in war. The bitch probably won a fucking gown. Or she probably got something stuck out there in the motherfucking, you know. I got lots of stuff I mean, bitch, if please Trump, come on now, cause I got shit from T Mu still out there on the goddamn barge. But I'm like, when is this shit gonna get here? It's been coming for the past three months. And we've been in war for seven. Like, nigga, what the fuck? I don't even know why we in war. Because you want to take over somebody else's fucking country. I'm like, man, sit your ass the fuck down. This is the problem with America, okay? Y'all do too much. Sit your ass the fuck down. You wanna be out here roaming the mother. If you wanna do that shit, then you don't need to be president, okay? Take your ass over there and fight them on your own term. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't win. You use the motherfucking army as a goddamn personal police force for the fucking world. Knowing we barely got one, okay? Keep playing the hand that we're dealt like keep keep keep playing, you know, poker. And everybody else got I got a good poker face, and your ass really can't play one because you you can't play your poker, you you ain't got no poker face. Trump know he's he can't tell a lie. Cause anytime he's like, he's like, you know, you know? I did you hear or however you say it well, he's like, yeah, yeah. We had the number one nigga. We had the most watched. I bombed the most people. I've stealed up nigga, you ain't done shit. I haven't seen you do shit. I mean we're halfway into the motherfucking recession right now. And you talking about you over here trying to deal with some other fucking people. If you don't stop spending money on these fucking tanks and these goddamn bombs that we have to pay China for t t to then blow up China, I never understood that shit either. Like China is shit. I I'm pretty sure they're not sending it, but I'm pretty sure they have sent us some shit that we have utilized. And used against them. Because that's how the world works. You have the other people make your shit so you can kill them with it. I'm pretty sure the slaves made the whips and probably helped pack the guns that they were shot with back in the day. So I mean, hey, because white men, what do they really know? All they know how to do is steal. Look at this country. And they want to go around celebrating twenty hundred, two hundred and fifty years, I'll be twenty hundred, two hundred and fifty years of independence. But really you just stole it. So is it not two hundred and fifty years of thievery? I'm just saying, things that make you say, hmm. Anyway, let me get about here. I'm your boy Christian Ikey, your famous hater, your hater slave. I don't hate on just anybody. I hate on everybody. And this has been Life Unscripted with your boy Christian Ike. I'll see you guys next week. I'm high. Shit, I'm about to go to sleep. Peace. May it speace be with you. See we be